Back-alley wand dealer, keeper of Few keys. Sailing the currents of cognitive creativity!

I'm a Pennsylvania based (Virginia and Texas grown) maker of many things. I love science, magic, the universe's humor, big words and ostentatious writing, most of the music I listen to, learning stuff that freaks me out, watching animated entertainment to pretend to forget what I learned, and not sleeping over knowing what is known and not knowing what is not known. When I'm not creating wonderfully whacky wares or commissioned content for clients, I can be found perplexing people around town, fastidiously failing to whistle, or placidly pondering possible solutions to (and pretending not to panic about) the problematic and perturbing predicaments humanity is currently phacing. Consumer Warning: The state of California has determined that this person exhibits an odd sense of internal humor and contains an outspoken and mildly abrasive enthusiasm for politics and social justice. May be irritating to some individuals.
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